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Monkeys Ate My Brain by ~teh-closet-goblin:iconteh-closet-goblin:





Monkeys ate my brain.
They took it on a train.
Monkeys ate my home.
They ate all I own.
Monkeys ate my socks.
The ones i got at the docks.
Monkeys ate my brain.
They did not take it on a plane.
They poured salt on my brain.
Then threw it down the drain.
Monkeys ate my shoes.
The ones i got from Sue.
Monkeys ate my phone.
They took it with my home.
Monkeys ate my car.
But after they couldn't get far.
Monkeys ate your home.
While you were on the phone.
If you now think that I'm insane,
It's because monkeys ate my brain.
©2005-2009 ~teh-closet-goblin
:iconteh-closet-goblin:

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This is what happens in college math classes when you are bored out of your skull

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:iconkissiah:
I liked it, ya made me laugh and I needed one of those tonight. Thanks for sharing.

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Please remember to check the cars beside yours for children or pets that have been left inside. They need your help. :hug:

:peace:
Kissiah
:iconteh-closet-goblin:
glad i could make you laugh. If you want more laughs you should go to my scraps and read the Misadventures.

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No, im not the one who takes socks, thats Chuck, the laundry goblin.
:iconkissiah:
O how fun. Thank you!

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Please remember to check the cars beside yours for children or pets that have been left inside. They need your help. :hug:

:peace:
Kissiah

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